—JASONMCANN
langleav:

Love & Misadventure is available online via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Books Actually, Fully Booked and other good book stores worldwide. 

langleav:

Love & Misadventure is available online via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Books Actually, Fully Booked and other good book stores worldwide. 

via: lovequotesrus, source: weheartit.com
posted: 3 weeks ago with: 4,088 notes

itswallie:

 #that took me a second to get #this is a very involved joke

via: petalessflower, source: awesome-
posted: 3 weeks ago with: 200,337 notes

sayonji:

“If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.” image

“Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’” —

Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)

The number of “get me out of here” tactics women have developed and shared to help each other escape from overly-insistent-to-borderline-predatory dudes in public places should probably be enough evidence of the existence of rape culture all on its own.

(via madgastronomer)

YES

(via ellakrystina)

I especially like how, in the majority of cases, you don’t have to verbally communicate what your signals are to other women. I’ve had women I didn’t even know come save me. Literally every woman recognizes the “Dear god, help me” facial expression, and knows exactly what they should do. We don’t get a handbook for this. We don’t have a sit-down nail polish party where we talk about a standardized woman code for preventing creepers. It’s just part of being a woman.

BUT LOL RAPE CULTURE DOESN’T EXIST.

(via eastberlin)

Yup. I’ve definitely taken strangers by the arm and pulled her aside to go, “Oh my GOD it’s you! How ARE YOU?!? It’s been so long!” and then been like “hey I could overhear that guy who wouldn’t leave you alone so I figured I’d give you an out” and then see their VISIBLY RELIEVED expressions. This is part of girl code, because rape culture is that pervasive.

(via thebicker)

I once had a girl sit on my lap and say “hey baby” after she witnessed a guy (who was easily 20+ years older than me) hitting on me and harassing me for my number even after I told him I was taken. After he got up and left she asked if I was okay. I couldn’t thank her enough times, I even bought her a drink.

(via castielsmiles)

When I was 16 years old, I went to a club with my mother to see a band perform. The part of the club where the concert was taking place was too hot and crowded, and I broke away from it before I had a full anxiety attack, though I was still visibly shaken. As I sat down at the bar, with my clearly marked under-18 hand stamp, an older man sat down next to me and started talking about how much nicer concerts were in his home country. He kept trying to offer me drinks, even though I already had a cup of ice. He would not leave me alone, even after I pointed out my hand stamp. Said that he preferred younger girls. I started to panic again.

A woman that was about 6’1” came over, grabbed me, and about screamed, “Girlfriend! I lost you in the crowd! Come on, your dad’s outside to get us!” She dragged me outside of the club, gave me a hug, and left. I ended up ditching my mum and actually calling my dad to pick me up.

Never ignore the ‘please help me’ face, ladies.

(via touchofgrey37)

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done the rescue. Once, JUST ONCE, it turned out I misread the other woman’s expression and she actually knew the guy, but you know what? SHE STILL THANKED ME. Because that was once, out of I-lost-track many times.

I never not offer rescue. I’d rather look foolish or find out that it’s not necessary than to leave someone without an out.

Yup. I’ve been the rescue, and I’ve BEEN rescued… total strangers every time and every time it was exactly what was needed.

Also funny enough in nearly EVERY OTHER CONTEXT men insist they’re the ones who are wiser/smarter/etc and can pick up on subtle clues with human interaction. Apparently when he’s trying to get laid this is very suddenly not the case. Uh-huh. Sure. Never in my LIFE will I believe the average man can’t tell the woman isn’t interested… he just doesn’t give a shit.

(via ladyshinga)

via: a-smurf, source: rashaka
posted: 3 weeks ago with: 156,303 notes

“Do it or don’t do it — you will regret both.” — Søren Kierkegaard, from Either/Or   (via loav)

tralilalilulu:

this cartoon though…

via: shivfaulk, source: tralilalilulu
posted: 1 month ago with: 226,454 notes

reach-for-thee-skyy:

phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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“Don’t date a girl just because everyone else in the room can’t take their eyes off her, or that black dress hugs her curves perfectly. Date a girl who you think about while waiting for the subway. Who makes you want your words to sound like some pretentious asshole who sits at Starbucks all day with a laptop wrote them. Date a girl who makes you think of stargazing in the summer and hot drinks in the winter. Don’t date a girl you can see the rest of your life with, date a girl who makes certain moments of your life unforgettable. Don’t date a girl who if after two weeks she “won’t give it up” to you. Don’t date a girl who if after 6 months won’t give it up. Date a girl who you will wait till the ends of the earth till she’s ready, a girl who you will gladly light the candles for. Date a girl who you will do anything to get that smile that melts your heart. Don’t date a girl who you’re dependent on. Date a girl who makes you more dependent on yourself to be better.” — (via expllosionn)

shucksaboutsherlock:

Dylan O’Brien being adorable with puppies (not my pictures)

yungirlz:

IM DYING

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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via: rad-bro, source: instagrarn
posted: 2 months ago with: 212,563 notes